Thursday, November 02, 2006

John Kerry Earns 4th Purple Heart

-Dateline: Washington. John Kerry was awarded his 4th Purple Heart medal after shooting himself in the foot this past week. Kerry's description of troops in Iraq as too dumb to end up anywhere else ruffled some feathers. He apologized by saying everyone was too stupid to understand what he was originally trying to say. Soldiers from Iraq got their crayons together and put together this message for Mr. Kerry.

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